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Flash Boy

Born inside an instamatic camera, Flash Boy isn't your average Joe. He was raised by a flock of magpies in New Zealand and subsequently collects anything which sparkles under his hat.

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Stephen Proud

Over the years Steve was criticised for his taste in ice cream and paid the price when his friends Ben and Jerry sacked him in 1993. Hopeless and penniless, Steve now dances in the street for money and jokes.

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Brian Mahoney

Son of a hotel tycoon, Brian soon became a well-known jetsetter, courting media attention for his outrageous lifestyle. He now funds his beer habit from the proceeds of his notorious online sex tape.

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Alex Gilbert

Mr. G is an American actor known for his roles in the cult 80s television series The A-Team, as a boxer in Rocky III and for his appearances in the WWF. He dislikes Hulk Hogan. He pities the fool.

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Dave Fawbert

The seventh of nine children, Fawbert joined his brothers’ singing group when he was just five years old. A child prodigy, Dave won several TV talent contests - even when beset by rumour and scandal.

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